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There's tarts and whores, but you're much more

You're a different kind 'cause you want their minds

6 June 1988
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The name is MISS TIFF. I'm a 19-year-old CEREAL KILLER. Things to know about me: I'm a lesbian. I collect sharpies like mad. I'm obsessed with sudoko and crossword puzzles. I spend 90% of my non-work day listening to, downloading, and uploading music. I'm a total pirate, mate. Mentioning pirates, I bloody love 'em. I plan on moving to Bath, North Carolina [stomping grounds of the infamous Blackbeard] and opening up a resturaunt one day. I love baking sweets, but I don't like eating them - which is good, because I'm a brittle diabetic and that's sugary suicide right there. YUMMY! Sorry to say, though, I'm not completely deviod of vices. I smoke like a mother fucker and cuss like a sailor. I've recently made some major changes in my life and am trying my damnedest to stay clean and sober, which - SHOCKINGLY - is not as easy as I thought it'd be. But I totally rock and there's a reason they jokingly call me WONDER WOMAN at work, so I know I can do it.

I wear dresses a lot, but I don't look as graceful as Marilyn Monroe when my skirt flies up. Tall boots are my choice of poison. I do a little bit of amatuer modeling and I'm really into the whole Burlesque/pin-up scene. Bettie Page was my first girl crush. I write a lot and plan on putting out a book someday... I also write music, though my normally egocentric ass can never get up the courage to play for anyone. I can really agree with Courtney Love when she said, "I might lie a lot but never in my lyrics."